Supreme Invitation

When (not if) someone in your family or neighborhood, perhaps a law officer or child, dies from a gunshot wound inflicted by a handgun in a homicide, suicide, or accident, please remember to invite these distinguished and clever men to the memorial service:

The Hon. Justice Samuel A. Alito, Jr.
Supreme Court of the United States
One First Street N.E.
Washington, DC 20543

The Hon. Justice Anthony McLeod Kennedy
Supreme Court of the United States
One First Street N.E.
Washington, DC 20543

The Hon. Chief Justice John Glover Roberts, Jr.
Supreme Court of the United States
One First Street N.E.
Washington, DC 20543

The Hon. Justice Antonin Scalia
Supreme Court of the United States
One First Street N.E.
Washington, DC 20543

The Hon. Justice Clarence Thomas
Supreme Court of the United States
One First Street N.E.
Washington, DC 20543

Please allow sufficient time for the mail to be processed by security apparatus before delivery. Unlike you, these gentlemen live in a safe and sterile environment.

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